Jeff's band is 6 Amazon employees with really excellent bladder control. This is their reward.
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NGL that May 29 sounds like a good time!
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The Jeff Bezos Honky Tonk Experience is one of the best jokes I have seen in a while. Good one
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Interviewer: "So, when you ran Amazon..." Bezos: "Look, I love Amazon, but I'm really here to talk about my jazz-honky tonk-fusion band's new album." In some far better alternative timeline, that's happening right now.
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Was the Q Anon member of Mumford & Sons all booked up
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No way...Doja Cat? I love her!
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Man, looking forward to Corpse Koch deadpanning his way through Weekend Update talking about climate change.
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doja cat doesn’t deserve this! she’s normal human level bad
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