Ivanka: Oh you're out of work? Why can't you just, like, get a new job in a completely different field? I went from handbag designer to working in the white house - it was so easy! #FindSomethingNew
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Sorry steamer is wrong was looking at his 2022 stats.
Steamer projection 2023: 2.9
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Chris Davis had seasons of 7.1 and 5.4 fWAR and his career fWAR is 11.8
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Two tickets Wednesday 10/19 NLCS section 118 row 9 $575 for both #padres
#padrestwitter
#TimeToShine
DM me or check on offerup.
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This should never happen in any game but to happen in a playoff game?
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Umpire: Chris Guccione
Final: Padres 3, Mets 7
#TimeToShine // #LGM
#SDvsNYM // #NYMvsSD
#Postseason
More stats for this game 
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Someone check Guccione's venmo history
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This is meaningless
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Adrian Johnson is behind the plate for Game 1.
Each Game 1 starter has 5 starts with Johnson behind the dish: Max Scherzer has a 2.08 ERA and Yu Darvish has a 5.25 ERA. twitter.com/timbhealey/sta…
José Azocar's projected BAT X wRC+ is 70. That's terrible. He can't be the starting CF in the playoffs, that's an auto out against playoff pitching.
#Padres
#PadresTwitter
#TimeToShine
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Pujols is hitting number 700 on 9/21 vs Manaea isn't he?
Maybe trotting Nola and Alfaro out there every game can stop now Melvin? Campusano withering away on the bench.
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#PadresTwitter
#TimetoShine
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The only people who think Gonsolin is the CY winner are dodgers fans 🤔
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Trent Grisham bunting with two strikes while Trayce Thompson is going to be the Dodgers' starting CF in the playoffs.
The AJ Preller special
So I guess the #Padres just have no issue with Grisham bunting with two strikes? This is offensive malpractice.
#PadresTwitter
#timetoshine
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Laura Loomer and her ilk will be the GOP establishment faster than you think
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DFA Trayce Thompson
Trade for Matt Beaty
Preller has no idea what he is doing
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Just saw a Gatorade commercial with Tatis Jr. Maybe they start putting clostebol in their drinks?
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MAGA:
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Did I wake up and get transported back to 2020?
Andrew Yang basically saying republicans are too stupid and blindly loyal to understand the FBI raid was legitimate. No kidding?
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#Padres numbers before the Swagg Chain: 36 home runs in 39 games, or 0.92 HR/G
#Padres numbers after the Swagg Chain: 74 home runs in 54 games, or 1.37 HR/G
The numbers don't lie!
#Friarfaithful
#HungryForMore
#spinit
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Trump voters twisting themselves in to pretzels talking about the #TrumpTapes
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10/10. Cruz and Hawley are trying to set a precedent for 2024: lose, lie, get appointed by Congress.
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Republicans would rather kill you than have Biden as president
#TrumpConcede
#TrumpIsPathetic
#TrumpDerangementSyndrome
#TrumpConceded
#SeditiousGOP
#Sedition
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I wonder how Bill Gates is going to spend his first day in control of Margaret Keenan, 90, from Coventry.
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Canada did $2,000/monthly. The US is the richest nation on earth and a 2nd stimulus check is getting blocked bc GOP want corporate bailouts & austerity in “exchange” for it.
Maybe if everyone in the US incorporated as an LLC, Mitch McConnell would actually do something for them.
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Drew Smyly averaged 94 mph on his fastball last season. If you think $11M was an overspend you might want to look a little closer.
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It took police a couple months to find the guy who sucker punched Rick Moranis.
Biggie and Tupac's murderers are still out there.
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Andy Ngo and Ian Miles Cheong tweeting about the Portland Police Association while sitting in their homes and stealing the videos of real journalists who are out on the streets doing actual work.
#PortlandKidnappings #PortlandProtest
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Tommy Tuberville's qualifications for Republicans voting him for Senator:
1) Supports Trump
2) Was a football coach
That's it. That's all it takes for Trump supporters.
BTW, millions of Trump voters also think WWII was fought against socialism.
#ItsTimeToConcede
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Kory Langhofer, a lawyer for the Trump campaign, just said: "This is not a fraud case. We are not alleging fraud. We are not saying anyone is trying to steal the election."
Rather, he's saying there were "good faith errors" in the count.
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Sen. David Perdue fought against $1,200 stimulus checks for workers, and led the fight to cut unemployment insurance — while at the same time he gave billions to his corporate donors.
I’m not taking corporate donations, and I'll always put working families first.
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