That beach was just named Exploding Whale Memorial Park. 


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I think I bought that Olds.
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No one could have know that whale flesh isn't combustible.
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He stood a safe distance away. Sadly, his car was in the line of fire. It was a freak accident that *his* car got hit.
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Omigosh that was probably the first video I ever watched over the internet. I literally laughed until I couldn’t breathe and it still makes me guffaw every time.
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There is always one voice of reason in the background somewhere. The rest of humanity goes full steam ahead with our catastrophic whale explosion or similar misadventure. The promotion that rewards the foolhardy is the perfect ending. History in a nutshell.
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