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WSJ best selling novelist, Shark Week host, A&E Don’t Trust Andrew Mayne. Science Communicator and creative applications at @OpenAI. http://andrewmayne.substack.com 

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    Andrew Mayne‏Verified account @AndrewMayne 22 Jun 2020

    Back in 1970 a friend of my dad's, Walt Umenhofer, a former Army demolitions expert, tried to warn officials that blowing up a beached whale was a bad idea. Walt's reward was a huge piece of blubber crushing his new Oldsmobile.https://connectingvets.radio.com/articles/news/true-life-legend-exploding-whale …

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      1. Andrew Mayne‏Verified account @AndrewMayne 22 Jun 2020

        That beach was just named Exploding Whale Memorial Park. 🐳🧨💥

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      1. exceptions  🎗#TogetherAgainstBigotry‏ @exceptions 22 Jun 2020
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        https://youtu.be/_KTQtIBsum4 

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      1. Rick‏ @Raesler 22 Jun 2020
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        I think I bought that Olds.

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      1. Quaker in a Basement‏ @JoeMoran11 22 Jun 2020
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        No one could have know that whale flesh isn't combustible.

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      2. Andrew Mayne‏Verified account @AndrewMayne 22 Jun 2020
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        He stood a safe distance away. Sadly, his car was in the line of fire. It was a freak accident that *his* car got hit.

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      1. VAXX IT OR CASKET, PEOPLE!‏ @oooolookie 22 Jun 2020
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        Omigosh that was probably the first video I ever watched over the internet. I literally laughed until I couldn’t breathe and it still makes me guffaw every time. 😆

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      1. Charles Vincent‏ @CharlesFVincent 22 Jun 2020
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        There is always one voice of reason in the background somewhere. The rest of humanity goes full steam ahead with our catastrophic whale explosion or similar misadventure. The promotion that rewards the foolhardy is the perfect ending. History in a nutshell.

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