BREAKING: I’m stoked on this live video of one of my new songs “Daydream Away,” performed at with an incredible group of musicians. Watch it, will ya? youtube.com/watch?v=ikUTgz
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someone told him to step up his offensive game and he took it way too literally. (ugh i'm so sorry.)
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@rudygobert27 is now following @TuckerCarlson3
The self-debasement the one-time "king" of cable news has put himself thru just to get a whiff of relevance again is very funny. You can only hope Tucker would meet a similar fate; but he won't.
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Tucker Carlson once called me, out of the blue, a little more than a year ago to taunt me & say his “sources” indicated I’d be soon fired. He vowed to Venmo me $1,000 if I still was employed by CNN a year later. I have been unable to collect. I even Venmo requested him and nada!
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Tucker Carlson once called me, out of the blue, because he had heard through friends that I was going through a rough patch. We had never spoken before, but he took 45 minutes out of his night to offer support/advice. It remains one of the most surreal experiences of my life
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wait wait wait so what you're saying is if i install the extension that blocks blue checkmarks, i block all ads? lmfao
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The way *Laura Ingraham* is the “very big surprise” guest and one guy loses his shit yelling “yayyyy!” The way they give her a standing O and she hurls the football directly into the studio lights. It’s so funny how absolutely dumb this channel is.
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And just like that, we are instantly able to tell which dweebs on this website are in need of being shoved into a locker.
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if the newspaper I worked for ran this front page I'd be fucking livid but that's just me
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I’ve never talked about this publicly, but I’ll admit it now: It was a fluke that I even got my first journalism fellowship at ; here's a piece mourning my favorite storied institution, feat. & more
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The Japanese call electric as always.
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Conservatives going wild for a guy turning Florida into his personal crony paradise all because a theme park said mean things about his bill and is getting rid of a racist song from a ride called Splash Mountain.
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One of the people Ron DeSantis just appointed to the board of the Reedy Creek Improvement District gave DeSantis $50,000 last year.
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TRUST THE PLAN is here! Today is pub day for my new book on QAnon that the New York Times called "punchy and well-reported."
It's available in print, ebook, and audio on Amazon, Bookshop, your local bookstore, and everywhere else!
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Docs fully show Fox News knew it lied about the election, but tmrw on The Five—the most-viewed show on cable news—they’ll spend two full segments on some midday MSNBC pundit saying “Biden is hot actually” or something
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Can someone please explain why there's an Ethan Hawke Street in the Vegas suburbs?
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nba version of quibi
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Gawker staffers were told not to cover their CEO’s famous pals including The Chainsmokers (lmao) and Karlie Kloss.
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As they say, some personal news:
I've proud to announce that my first book, Top Eight: How Myspace Changed Music, will be available on August 15th via , and you can pre-order it now, with a discount, via
bookshop.org/p/books/top-ei
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My friend told me this was the last photo of John Lennon taken seconds before he was assassinated and I believed him for years
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King Charles III ‘to break from tradition’ with coronation outfit choice independent.co.uk/life-style/roy
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basically sucked ...guitar and drums pretty ok ...keyboard was awful ..his bass with left hand was abysmal, horrible ...square wheel bad ...and Morrison was no effing good as a singer or poet ..poser ....sorry
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Replying to @thedavidcrosby
The Doors? 
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Noma's closing and their remaining tables will be impossible to book. But their alumni have taken over the Copenhagen food scene at every level, so here's a bunch of other great places to taste some of the legacy:
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The NFL is bloodsport
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No doubt the NFL is considering postponing the rest of this game - but how? This late in the season, a game of this magnitude is crucial to the regular-season outcome ... which suddenly seems so irrelevant.
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Absolutely shrieking over QAnon discovering the Beatles
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Aaron Judge - 62*
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But what's wilder, imo, is *where* we found Goldilocks. Last year we had no discernable pattern. Within our sample this year, most Goldilocks balls show up in the 2022 postseason or regular season Yankees games. Almost every other baseball in every other location was dead.
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thank you to for this dramatized reading of Bob’s Facebook statement on the autopen controversy
many believed it was written by a PR team, but hearing it this way makes it clear the words could have only ever come from Bob himself
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To all my Maryland tweeps complaining that Frederick technically isn’t rural: I see you, I hear you, I don’t care.
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Hauling ass to rural Maryland to look miserable at hibachi and then hang out with Tim Pool is how you know you’ve hit rock bottom
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Continuing his incredible run of innovation, Elon appears to have invented shadowbanning and demonetization
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New Twitter policy is freedom of speech, but not freedom of reach.
Negative/hate tweets will be max deboosted & demonetized, so no ads or other revenue to Twitter.
You won’t find the tweet unless you specifically seek it out, which is no different from rest of Internet.
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