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it's that time again where I remind everyone in lieu of sex ed in middle school I was forced to sign a real virginity card that doubled as a domino's pizza couponpic.twitter.com/GOBQfe2l2y
It's worth noting that
1) I went to a public school
2) we did this again in hs (sans coupon
) but weren't required to sign - I believe partly because there was a girl in my class who had just given birthpic.twitter.com/S3qMLUeFo9
If you broke the abstinence rule would they still let you use the pizza coupon?
I tried using mine while visibly pregnant but the bastards wouldn't believe me when I told them it was an immaculate conception.
fucked up that the bogo pizza offer expired after only five months but the virginity promise lasted indefinitely
If I was told that I could have free pizza for life if it meant no sex, I would definitely at least think about it.
when they made me sign mine saying I wouldn’t have sex until marriage, I added an e to the end of my last name as if this would make it legally void
please stop liking this I don’t want my 7th grade science teacher to see it
Domino's And Don't Chill.
Dominos and don't drill
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