So I’m driving son and teammates from the hotel to first tournament game. They’re playing their music. Explicit-rated. Son looks deeply uncomfortable it’s playing with me in the car. So naturally I want to put him at ease and not embarrass him. Well, mostly. /1
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/2 Rapper: [graphically describes sex act] Me: [wide-eyed] Golly! Son: [tries to sink into seat] Teammates: [laugh until they choke]
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/3 Rapper: [extensive use of racial epithet] Me: He uses that word a lot. Son: [shudders] Me: But I read in Salon that that is his word and not my word. Is that right, son? Son: [closes eyes and rocks slightly] Teammmates: [weeping]
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