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I talk @JayCaruso in to, and out of, good and bad ideas. Pro-life. Former writer/editor. Not my monkeys, not my circus. Oxford comma stan account.

Arlington, VA
Joined March 2009

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    Andrea Caruso‏Verified account @AndreaNRuth 17 Mar 2019

    Toilet paper holder with a phone holder.pic.twitter.com/KeSaJtknpP

    10:42 AM - 17 Mar 2019
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    • flexo rodriguez Amy Totty Jess with the Liberty Fetish™️ Kelly Jane Torrance ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Joe Vee Kevin Mandel Jason CJ
    12 replies 6 retweets 26 likes
      1. Linda Ennen‏ @imtan2 17 Mar 2019
        Replying to @AndreaNRuth

        You'll never leave the bathroom. 😁

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      1. 42nd Earl of Whig‏ @RandomWhig 17 Mar 2019
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        Smh

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      1. Ronna McNamara‏ @RonnaMcnamara 17 Mar 2019
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        The end of civilization as we know it.pic.twitter.com/EDg45tYR9Z

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      1. Jessica Huseman‏Verified account @JessicaHuseman 17 Mar 2019
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        Genius

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      2. CCP IS ASSHOE‏ @noahsmom7 17 Mar 2019
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        I have one of those at my cabin. Solid purchase.😂

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      3. Andrea Caruso‏Verified account @AndreaNRuth 17 Mar 2019
        Replying to @noahsmom7

        I’m just trying to decide if it’s a self-purchase or wedding wish list item. 😆

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      1. Käijin̈ Säm̈ä  ☕ ☕ ☕‏ @wallybert 17 Mar 2019
        Replying to @AndreaNRuth

        no charger????

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      1. bluska‏ @bluskabucknut 17 Mar 2019
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        Society is over.

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      1. Arthur Fortune‏ @CBove1 17 Mar 2019
        Replying to @AndreaNRuth @RobertKYarbro

        So people only put their phones down when they’re— ugh.

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      1. Dr. President-Elect No Ma'am‏ @9mmbetterthan45 17 Mar 2019
        Replying to @AndreaNRuth @gabrielmalor

        Nice until it tips over and your phone smashes on the floor.

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