Beck's Cognitive Model of Depression: Explained!
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Cog scientist, Behav therapist, science writer | Intelligence, Creativity, Sociopathy, X-Altruism | Mastodon: @AndreaKuszewski@sfba.social Post
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I don’t want to live on this planet any more
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Oh shit it’s happening
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Fuck yes, it is
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God no! And neither should you
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Men, please knock it off with the fish.
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If you read THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE as a child then finally tasted Turkish Delight and discovered it is terrible, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
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YASSSS!
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Now that the balloon is gone we need a new absurd controversy. Perhaps a spy bouncy house?
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I don’t even know what to say about this except, “GIRL, R U N!”
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🚨MAJOR BREAKING: The Pentagon confirms that at least THREE Chinese spy balloons flew over the US during Trump’s presidency and he HID THEM from the public and never shot them down.
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Has Santos announced he was flying the fighter jet that took out the #ChineseSpyBalloon
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Has George Santos claimed to have shot down the Chinese balloon yet
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Professionals who study lying in its most extreme forms have been given a rare moment to raise awareness about lying as a mental disorder – one they say has been largely neglected by doctors and therapists
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What word is everyone using incorrectly except for you?
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Has George Santos claimed to have shot down the Chinese balloon yet
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When you can't leave the room for five minutes without the cat summoning a demon.
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OH HELL NO!!!! NONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
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The craziest part of the Chinese balloon is that the US economy just added 517,000 jobs this month, the unemployment rate is at a 54-year low, and manufacturing has come roaring back in America.
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The balloon is probably a passion science project from a nerdy Chinese citizen(s) but at this point they are too scared to claim it because they’re terrified of getting arrested and/or killed for espionage
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Even better 😂😂😂
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BIG NEWS... i got a dm from a twitter dev and apparently this isn't a deliberate update?!?! the balloons appear to be broken on most android and some ios devices but it wasn't intentional so they aren't gone forever!! yippee!!!!
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THAT’S IT
*flips over table*
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TWITTER GOT RID OF BIRTHDAY BALLOONS ?!?(?!! elon is such a miserable little man he cannot bear the idea of anyone experiencing happiness
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🎙️New #TotalSF!🎙️
Ruth Asawa used baker's dough & community spirit to create the ultimate Valentine's Day gift to the city.
, & I get a fountain tour from Asawa's son & grandson, and discover it resonates more than ever.
⛲️🌁❤️
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When you’re one-handed scrolling and accidentally click on a stupid ad and realize you’ve just fucked your suggestion algorithm for all of eternity
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The very best part about having small dogs is the constant barking ✨🐶✨
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Twitter ads just fucking trolling us at this point
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Omg who does this
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Here we have a pup who took one look at the day and decided to pass on it. 12/10
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Twitter is ‘quiet breaking’, the hot new trend of 2023
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Emotionally intelligent people would simply not fuck around
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Must watch clip of AOC calling out Republican hypocrisy and racism for removing Ilhan Omar from the Foreign Affairs Committee:
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Wtf is happening
I can’t leave Twitter for one goddamn minute
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The NYC Pizza Rat says ... "Drop in your own microcontroller to take over the sounds on a modern classic Fisher-Price toy"
By now we all get it, cows say moo. Sure. But what about subway car doors and jackhammers?
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How do the Elon Musk superfans account for the fact that many of Twitter's basic functions no longer work? Do they say he's too busy saving humanity, or that the truly alpha code will rise to the top and weed out inferior functions?
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He wanted to be President purely for the status. Now he has that. So there’s no social benefit to him taking office again. Plus, I think Melania will leave him if he is serious about it. She fucking HATED being First Lady, aside from getting to tell people that she’s FLOTUS
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I honestly don’t even think Trump wants to be President again. I do think he wants to fund raise right up until the last minute because he’s a grifter. But he’s too damn lazy to be President again, because now he knows how much work it is, and we all know how hard he works
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JESUS CHRIST SEND THAT MAN TO PRISON
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Mexico zoo chief accused of ordering pygmy goats to be killed and cooked for party theguardian.com/world/2023/feb
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