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Remember the saying “don’t pull the wool over my eyes”
Well the wool is now a set of $4000 stupid ass glasses
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“Innovation” BIG SCAM
It’s false innovation. It’s not actually making anything better at all. Not even a little bit.
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Y’all wanna augment reality instead fixing the ghat damn reality.
The glasses are dumb and you dumb if ya want em
Shut yo ass up too
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Fuck them stink dumbass lame Apple goggles
It’s a waste of time energy and resources
Earth deadass on a ventilator like it pneumonia and these stupid ass companies are like “I know what the world needs… big ass funky goggles 🥽”
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What ya jeans look like when you gotta shit
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Ja’s billionaire by 30 plan
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Ja Morant believes he will become a Billionaire by the time he’s 30-years-old 
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Do some push ups
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nothing worse than being sick & by yourself
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They said they have the meats but never said what kind.
Arby’s we have the Barbara
Snoop Dogg blasting the streaming model and supporting the writers’ strike is my FAVORITE thing ever. 🐐
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Don't miss & more tonight on our 8PM!
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We've got & more tonight on our 9:15PM!
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Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa say it ain’t so Johnathan Majors. Please tell me you ain’t completely fumble the biggest bag on a domestic charge smfh
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I'm thinking about getting a weighted blanket but the lifter in me wants to get the heaviest one possible, like ima squat my blanky in my sleep
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Nyc trying to make having a car out here a very stkressful endeavor bruh
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This why I don’t like twitter because I say a bunch of shit then read it back later and think of better shit to say but I done said a bunch of shit already. Wasn’t there a edit feature at one point ? This ole greasy Elon fault ain’t it 😒
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I’m about to run for office. City alderman or some shit
Who do I have to become to abolish these meter hoes
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Any time you wake up in NYC or LA you automatically owe someone a minimum of $100
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See! All meter maids are white supremacists
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Tonight On The News: Nearby Meter Maid Tries To Marry White Supremacists, Coming Up At 8
A unlovable raggedy bitch of a person
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Word, who tf applies for that job intentionally?
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Meter maids are a bunch of bitches
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The audacity of these jive turkeys!
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Meter maids are the scum of the earth. If you are meter bitch, ya family don’t love you and ya children are ashamed of you.
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On Martin Luther King day.
Me, a black man in Amerikkka received a meter parking ticket. This country is in the shitter smh
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I find it kinda funny that I deadass don’t know how trains REALLY work. I just hop my ass on a metal tube that apparently goes under water or something and ask no questions
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News need to start being disrespectful to criminals.
Stop saying stuff like “we arrested (government name)” and start saying stuff like “we arrested this dumbass bitch”
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Concepted a New Disney/Marvel release Bashenga: The First Black Panther. And it’s taking off so let me post here… drop below to see more images
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This year been weird af
Shit never felt so unpredictable
It’s not an inherently negative feeling either just wildly unpredictable
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saw hurricane g trending and i wasn't familiar with her work before but im 5 songs into the "all woman" album and she 5 for 5 all fire 🔥
See the film that critics urge “deserves your attention.” #TillMovie is now playing only in theaters.
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know how dumb you gotta feel to buy yeezys at them hype beast resale prices just for them to go on anti-semite sale a couple months later
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You won’t take my toad
You won’t break my toe
You won’t crack that code
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Kanye saying wild shit can be translated to:
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I loved everything Kanye has done creatively.
I don't believe he's EVER made a bad album
I loved the fashion but lately the shit has been hard being a Ye fan. Say it aint so yeezy! Can someone intervene instead of watching the car accident just happen
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