One time my toddler was acting up during dinner, I told him to act his age. Then I realized what I said and laughed and laughed.
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At least you resisted. One time my late husband was listening to some Iggy Pop song or other and I couldn't stop myself from blurting out “is everything just a big joke to him?” It became our catchphrase for years.
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It's just a ride. -
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Cool name :-)
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Controlled folly.
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My son’s middle name is Orion.
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Should have told him he wasn’t the president!
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Big fucking mood my man
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Waste not want not.
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Yikes
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