Danny

@AnalogDanny

Figurative hyperbole incarnate. A darkside parody of myself. Probably NSFW. He/Him/His

Lilburn, GA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2009.

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    “I have a lot of twitter followers” - obnoxious - who cares - everyone knows you’re unemployed “I command a small army of depressed bisexuals” - intriguing - you could stage a military coup - people who won’t ask if you have a job

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    Worth the two minutes. Colbert is a gem.

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    Some perspective on the Iowa vote tabulation app: This is far from the worst that could have happened. Results will be tabulated correctly, if a bit more slowly than news junkies preferred. The key to securing elections is resilience. 1/6

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    Old German sw developer saying: "Computer only solve problems which we did not have before."

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    I've worked professionally in software for 18 years and I can say with certainty that you should not use software for anything

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    Height : Stop Age : Doing Shoe size : Quizzes Zodiac sign : That Tattoos : Ask Piercings : Standard Fav color : Security Fav drink : Question Fav animal: : Answers

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    At Starbucks, writing your name on a cup and calling it out is a symbol of our warm welcome. Starbucks welcomes you, whoever you are. Find out more at

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    A coyote and a badger use a culvert as a wildlife crossing to pass under a busy California highway together. Coyotes and badgers are known to hunt together. 🎥Peninsula Open Space Trust

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    I'm gonna buy a bunch of these and throw them at bad drivers I see on my commute

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    god: i have made Mankind angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

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    Sorry, we’re playing  by Senate rules this year – referees have voted to not look at the field, and team with the most untilled land in their home state wins no matter what.

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    I want to see pics of your cool snacks but also I hope a house falls out of the sky and lands on every racist KC fan that hasn’t vehemently rioted for a name change.

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    It's been awhile since we've done a call for dick pics. YES , we are still taking dicks. We want YOUR (legal and consensual) dick pics to help test our filter. It's not weird, it's for science.

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    Apparently quite special as it is the first time in over 900 years it's true for every date format (last time 1111-11-11). Also, it's the 33rd day of the year with 333 days left (yes, it's a leap year).

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    Happy ! 20200202 Today also true even when you write dates in that confusing non-standard way of 02022020. 🤪

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    Say hello to Feb, short for February. Now u listen good 2020, Feb gets 1 1/2 scoop of kibble, walkies in the mornin & evenin. Theres a box of Feb’s fav treat in the cabinet. Pls take good care of Feb.

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    Boomers: oh no the virus is going to spread through human to human contact it will be unstoppable Millenials stuck living in a basement: ????

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    Emperor Palpatine humbly accepts the fair and just decision by the unbiased Senate not to hear witnesses who would have offered overwhelming evidence he is a Sith Lord.

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