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Cups of tea or die.
Central Coast, New South WalesJoined August 2008
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Standard panic statement RT : Wow. Took only 4 secs for a predator to contact a detective posing as a 13yo in chatroom
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Good to know. Clear weather when I get up.
More from Porto instagr.am/p/NxFtajp7mF/
My parents just emailed me this from Porto, Portugal. Bastards. instagr.am/p/NxFUaqp7lt/
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India: A blackout impacting 620 million people - a tenth of the world's population.
I'll have to get a cup of tea before anything else goes wr... WHERE'S MY CUP? OH FOR THE LOVE OF CAFFEINE MY CUP IS GONE...
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uh-oh. Realised I'd forgotten my wallet this morning - after I'd gotten on the bus. Then my computer blue screened. What's the third thing?
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Thank orbits we have moved into August and dry Julyists can STFU and get drunk.
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Most of the time I wonder why quiet carriages have been introduced, them some schmuck gabs on his phone Woy Woy to Epping.
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FIL dropped off wallet to me. Wife told him I was at the bus stop but he worked it out.
Day started. At station, sans wallet. Hurumpf.
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Makes me proud to be British RT : “No stars ever”. Best album review ever: pic.twitter.com/7CRo1Hbz. Thanks, !
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Sure, it might not be economical, but how can you eat chicken, yet be averse to killing your own? Gotta do it at least once.
My chook-owning mates are horrified by the idea of raising then killing backyard chooks for meat. I don't get that at all.
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How awesome is Leisel Jones? "I'm so pleased with fifth. It's tough, this is the best in the world. You can't ask for anything more."
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ABC2 show. No one wants to try new foods. Cupcakes promised if try new foods. Everyone likes new food they turn down cupcakes. Fuck you.
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I'm not against noise. Talking doesn't bother me (even teenagers talking is usually more mirth than annoyance) but unplugged media! #stabby
Arrrghhh. Another laptop movie watcher sans headphones on the train. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS DECENT!
Kids today. At Epping station, three kids gathered around an iPhone watching a show, giving each other sneaky looks. I peek: #masterchef
Thank GOD The Circle is gone, i hated seeing a group of intelligent Australian woman on my television discussing interesting topics.
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My kids love Charlie Chaplain. No more parenting required.
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My parents are currently drinking port in Porto. I have to get to retirement age as soon as possible.
Podcast app developers at Apple: Your eternal hell will be Steve Jobs yelling at you "Why doesn't it do what you say it should do?" #crapapp
Bit rusty this morning. #yawn
Olympics: How about fastest, highest, furtherest, last person standing only? No team sports. No events determined by points.
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“I got shot so I’m going to remember growling out a French bird” #plotofBirdsongsummary
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