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    Amos Posner‏ @AmosPosner 24 Nov 2018

    Ladies, if he: -responds late to your texts -favs you, but never RTs -has 8 children with another woman -makes the most accurate planetary observations of his era -dies of an exploding bladder He’s not your man. He’s Danish astronomer and nobleman Tycho Brahe.

    9:51 am - 24 Nov 2018
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    28 replies . 229 retweets 2,031 likes
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      2. Jessica Ellis‏Verified account @baddestmamajama 24 Nov 2018
        Replying to @AmosPosner

        HOW DID YOU LEAVE OUT HIS ELK

        3 replies . 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Amos Posner‏ @AmosPosner 24 Nov 2018
        Replying to @baddestmamajama

        TWITTER HAS A CHARACTER LIMIT, JESSICA, BUT IF YOU SET OUT TO MAKE A TYCHO BRAHE BIOPIC, I WILL DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO SUPPORT YOU. I WANT TO SEE GIAMATTI PERFORM A DEATH BY EXPLODING BLADDER SCENE.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 16 likes
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      2. Alan Hamari‏ @AlanHamari 24 Nov 2018
        Replying to @AmosPosner

        He also had a copper nose! (Only thing I remember from Astronomy 101)

        1 reply . 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. David Knight‏ @dak435 24 Nov 2018
        Replying to @AlanHamari @AmosPosner

        Sounds like he was the inspiration for Lee Marvin’s character in Cat Ballou (a movie classic for those of a less advanced age).

        0 replies . 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Tess Morris‏ @TheTessMorris 24 Nov 2018
        Replying to @AmosPosner

        I have not laughed out loud at a tweet for a very long time. Thank you.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Amos Posner‏ @AmosPosner 24 Nov 2018
        Replying to @TheTessMorris

        *curtsy*

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      1. Jenn Bobkitty‏ @jennbobkitty 24 Nov 2018
        Replying to @AmosPosner

        pic.twitter.com/0VjUL6uT0i

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      2. Jacqueline de Vree‏ @jacvre 24 Nov 2018
        Replying to @AmosPosner

        The exploding bladder makes good conversation if you really really need to go to the restroom in akward high end dinner situations. Finish the story with:”and since I don’t want to die like Tycho Brahe, I will be back in a minute”, and you’ll be forgiven mildly 🙃

        3 replies . 0 retweets 20 likes
      3. Amos Posner‏ @AmosPosner 24 Nov 2018
        Replying to @jacvre

        It’s like you know me.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. sexy insulin facts‏ @mappewpwellps 24 Nov 2018
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        Lmao

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