The NSA agent in charge of tracking my phone might be worried about me. Agent: Amber, you feeling alright? Things going okay? Me: Yeah. What's up? Agent: You've listened to lose yourself 6 times this morning. Me: Yeah? So? Agent: Let me make you a mix tape kiddo.
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NSA Agent: Hey, Amber, you're phone is running out free space. May I suggest you delete these 867 blurry photos of Chuck? Me: If I WANTED to DELETE them I WOULD. Agent: Just saying, your phone is pretty slow. And that's just not good for either of us.
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Me: If I get married again I'm forcing my husband to have the twitter handle @[his name] frmthvault. NSA Agent: I thought you said you were done with dating? Me: Yeah but not marriage. NSA Agent:...
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Replying to @AmberFrmThVault


these things are important!
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Replying to @BVilivusonline @AmberFrmThVault
Dating was pretty bad in my day, but it seems way worse now. All these guys (not you obviously) wanting to control so much about their girlfriends with zero real commitment (and things they have no right to control even in marriage).
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Replying to @MarinaWhoGames @AmberFrmThVault
Is that really a new thing? I dunno, I just think that dating is such an insincere way of getting to know someone.
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Replying to @BVilivusonline @MarinaWhoGames
Wait... You're kidding right? The million dollar thing is a joke Patreon reward I have. Dating is the only way to get to know someone? How else do you? You have to court them.
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Replying to @AmberFrmThVault @MarinaWhoGames
You just make friends with them naturally first. Get to know them with the intentions of a neutral relationship initially, and if you have sincere feelings that will show themselves about the person, hopefully they’ll respond to it well if they are worth it. Or when comfortable.
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Replying to @BVilivusonline @MarinaWhoGames
That'd not an option for everyone. It's preferable, but not always realistic.
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Replying to @AmberFrmThVault @MarinaWhoGames
Yeah, like any other option could potentially be as I see it. I just don’t see dating -especially the “dating game”-, as the first approach, being sincere enough. Isn’t offline approach to making any new relationships bound by the same core means and skills?
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Yes but you have to meet someone before you can be friends with them. Depend on how you meet them it may not be a possibility to say let's just be friends. That's really just not how it works sometimes.
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Replying to @AmberFrmThVault @MarinaWhoGames
Well of course, but that’s what I mean by it being sincere when it ends up that way.
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