Hahahahaaaaa thigh gap!!! He is good.
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the bird ones are always my favorite! Birds are cray.
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When I got to “with a thigh gap, y’all could never” I was literally Sandra-Bullock-snorting out loud
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He is so damned funny
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"Jurassic Park in yoga pants....with a thigh gap."
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Worth the price of admission: “And they do all this while looking like a recently divorced velociraptor that got outta pocket with the child support”
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Totally. With a thigh gap you could never.
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He is fantastic. His commentary of cassowaries was phenomenal.
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"Jurassic Park in Yoga Pants."
I think we could use some of these birds on the hiking trails here in Austin, to take care of the rattlesnakes and coral snakes. -
That was my favorite line too!
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