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  1. Pinned Tweet
    21 May 2016

    If I insisted on getting my kids to bed by 7:00 every night, I'd have to start their bedtime routine just after breakfast.

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    13 hours ago

    “Fuck Trump,” And Other Playground Banter via

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    20 hours ago

    Parents all over the US are celebrating Independence Day by being trapped in their homes with their own tyrannical oppressors.

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    Jun 29
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    Jun 30

    7 reasons we love and hate running, writing & other masochistic hobbies -

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    Jun 29

    I see Melania's campaign to end cyber bullying is off to a slow start

  7. Jun 30

    Being the POTUS is a hard job and I don't know why anyone would want it. The current President clearly doesn't.

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    Jun 26
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    Jun 25

    We're always eager to feature new dads who are just starting to find their fatherhood…

  11. Jun 24

    I am *that ride looks unsafe and unpleasant no thanks* years old.

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    Jun 21
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    Jun 20

    We don't know who was more excited about their time at , Baldemar who won, or his 1 year old son. We're thinking Baldemar.

  14. Jun 19

    In today's water is wet news, the is racist and gun rights are only guaranteed to white people.

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    Jun 19

    Stay at home dad, shares his story and top parenting lesson.

  16. Jun 18

    Help.

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    5-year-old: *walks up behind me when I'm on the computer* What game are you playing? Me: Pay the bills. 5: Are you winning? Me: No.

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    Jun 17
    Replying to
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    Jun 17

    Q8. Use the GIF that best describes your reaction to realizing that you ran out of diapers. *Pls RT*

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    Jun 17

    Q7. What is the most important lesson you hope to teach your children? *Pls RT*

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    Jun 17

    We've been so impressed with how committed is to honoring fathers everywhere! It's great to see!

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