Somebody knitted me a new tongue.
Good morning. I can no longer turn my head to one side and my eyes are so blurred it’s hard for me to see the tiny print on these maps. How is everyone?
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The first thing I did was reach for the beer that was the last thing I did yesterday. It was a little warm.
End of conversation
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Drink some water! If your eyes feel blurry they might be dry. Sincerely, someone who needs to drink more water.
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