OKAY QUARANTINE IS OVER I WENT TO USE THE BATHROOM AND A RAT HAD SWUM UP MY TOILET I THOUGHT THIS WAS DC URBAN LEGEND AND NOW I NEED TO MOVE.
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Replying to @AmandaBecker
My brain went haywire at “swum.” Isn’t it swam?
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Replying to @MattOrtega
Swum is the past participle
even in my terror I guess I can’t help it.
1:57 PM - 17 Apr 2020
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