OKAY QUARANTINE IS OVER I WENT TO USE THE BATHROOM AND A RAT HAD SWUM UP MY TOILET I THOUGHT THIS WAS DC URBAN LEGEND AND NOW I NEED TO MOVE.
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I’m so sorry. Do you have booze?
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For the security guard or for her?
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Just flush the toilet- worked for me when this happened several years ago. My rat was dead though.
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Super glue the seat down NOW.
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Have you been eating a lot of cheese prior to the incident?
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Did he/her live?
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