OKAY QUARANTINE IS OVER I WENT TO USE THE BATHROOM AND A RAT HAD SWUM UP MY TOILET I THOUGHT THIS WAS DC URBAN LEGEND AND NOW I NEED TO MOVE.
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You need a HUNGRY

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My cat once found a mouse. He brought it to me at 3am
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Then you need a python.
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This thread is what I needed!!

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You're gonna need a bigger cat.
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Criminally underrated tweet.
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Get a BIGGER cat! I hear there's some looking for a new home lately.
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LOL I was about to say a TEAM of cats before seeing your reply!
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They’re both fired!
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Stop feeding them
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