OKAY QUARANTINE IS OVER I WENT TO USE THE BATHROOM AND A RAT HAD SWUM UP MY TOILET I THOUGHT THIS WAS DC URBAN LEGEND AND NOW I NEED TO MOVE.
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OMG, so sorry this happened to you! It’s horrifying! Especially right now!
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Is North Columbia Heights in fact Petworth?
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Nah too far weat on the maps. I’m on 14th.
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My exact thought!
Also, howdy neighbor!
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ummm what floor are you on?
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I was really hoping you were going to say this was downtown near the restaurants. That is crazy!
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I’m in Dupont near a whole bunch of restaurants! Does this mean I should never use my restroom again?
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Room 101?
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OMG NO ME TOO NOW I HAVE TO MOVE AHHHH
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