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  1. Pinned Tweet
    1 Jul 2017

    I'll go to tаke a shower, you want to see? -

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  2. Retweeted
    9 Jul 2017

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  3. Retweeted
    10 Jul 2017

    Minneapolis Minnesota Web Design Services That Convert

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    هاشتاق متداول الأن في "الترند السعودي" • "الترند السعودي خبراء التسويق والنشر"

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  5. 15 Apr 2015

    It's so bright out this morning I keep thinking I'm late for work.

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  6. 10 Mar 2015

    I hear birds 😳

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  7. 2 Mar 2015

    "And I know it's gonna be a good day. Hello, you beautiful thing."

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  8. 24 Feb 2015

    This Delta Sonic car wash line right now 😒

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  9. 7 Feb 2015

    When you and funeral directors have conversations about your personal lives you know you've worked in hospice too long.

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  10. 25 Jan 2015

    Okay I'm ready for camp and fishing.

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  11. 23 Jan 2015

    Sometimes I think my job is rough but then our company massage therapist comes in and massages my back while I'm charting.

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  12. 17 Jan 2015

    Erick and I are officially a 50-year-old married couple. Get into bed at 8, read, and go to sleep.

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  13. 28 Dec 2014

    Today is the first day in months Erick and I have been able to put each other's laundry away.

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  14. 27 Nov 2014

    The words "You cannot be pooping on pillows. Okay?" just came out of my mouth.

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  15. 26 Nov 2014

    Pandora 2000s hip hop station is 👌

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  16. 11 Nov 2014

    You know your friends are older than you when you have to leave their house because they lose their patience with their kids.

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  17. 31 Oct 2014

    I haven't been this happy it's Friday in a long time.

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  18. 29 Oct 2014

    5:30am starting our road trip. What's the first thing Erick and I do? Finish yesterday's crossword.

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  19. 26 Oct 2014

    If one more patient poops on the floor....I swear....

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  20. 23 Oct 2014

    Very few things make me more excited than bringing home some Chipotle to stuff my face with when I get home.

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