Gen Z Pasta Man

@Altsurrealist

Proud Italian being oppressed by garbage food takes online. Centrist except when I’m not. I also get mad at dumb people on the internet.

Joined February 2016

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Dec 2018

    Four people deadass thought their own country was Ukraine

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    One of the best pieces of writing I came across in 2018: A description of the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.

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  3. 6 hours ago

    Apologies are worthless. That’s literally what you’re saying right now.

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    7 hours ago

    Saw someone on anther's say 'roy has the saddest up-b in the game' ...Roy doesn't even have the saddest up-b in his damn character slot

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    I mean, there’s probably a tonne of other contributing factors. Fortnite, Crab Rave, American Politics, Monster Energy, UnderTale, 4chan, Fidget Spinners, Twitter, dabbing, TikTok, etc. All of these things are for their proficiency in spreading & causing high levels of autism.

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  7. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    When Joker’s data mined stats looking extra clean

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  8. 6 hours ago

    🎶Wasn’t very long before Giorno wants him dead so Buci had no choice-a but to hide inside a kid the kid-a smack a bug that really was-a buci’s tooth and Bucci popped right out of the back-a of the youth🎶

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  9. 6 hours ago

    🎶Let me tell you something bout a friend of ours named Buci A very wise guy and a capo sponsored by gucci When he found out that leaky eye got his had pained He took Gio and threw him on the floor of the train🎶

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  10. 6 hours ago

    gross humor good when done to bad guy, bad when done to good guy

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    15 hours ago
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  12. Retweeted
    3 Feb 2018

    lol so virgin flights now have a “seat to seat” chat function that lets you dm anyone on the plane

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    Jan 4
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    20 hours ago

    Trying to convince TOs that “experimenting” with fundamentally flawed or buggy stages is a bad idea

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    31 Dec 2018
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    18 hours ago

    1000 rts now please

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    18 hours ago

    Anti-Vaxxers when their kid dies at age 4

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    Jan 2
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    after digging through it all, it seems Joker is as fast as Roy and Cloud, as light as Peach and Daisy, fast falls as well as Roy, has Falcon's air acceleration, Sonic's air speed, Inkling's aerial end lag, and a wall jump. Dude is gonna be hella mobile, i love it

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    17 hours ago

    Maybe he'd have died if K. Rool went the fuck offstage

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