Allison Stiles

@AlstilesStiles

Over 40 and sick of the shit, perpetually horrified by stupid, mildly optimistic about the future crushing hard on .

Joined September 2012

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  1. Retweeted
    Jan 4

    BREAKING: Mike Pence and top Trump appointees to get $10,000 raises as hundreds of thousands of federal workers go without pay in the federal shutdown. RT AND LIKE IF YOU AGREE THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!

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    5 hours ago

    Yep, you did. The biggest ever. No one has ever had a better violation. Many people are saying this.

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  3. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    Mitch McConnell voted 6 times to raise his own pay and 15 times against raising the minimum wage. Kentucky has voted for him for 34 years making him the 11th richest senator, while Kentucky remains the 7th poorest state. Kentucky - PLEASE - repeal & replace McConnell in 2020...

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    Jan 3

    12:45 call for Vote 1:35 votes tallied 1:45 ⁦⁩ intro Madam Speaker ⁦⁩ OATH👇🏻 “will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic” Opening Day 116th Congress, Jan 3 2019 | Video|

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    Jan 3

    BREAKING: Paul Whelan formally charged with espionage by the Russian government. Looks like Putin is moving at breakneck speed to create a negotiating position to swap for Maria Butina

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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 2
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    You fucked your cousin for like a decade but then people forgot about it because you were kinda popular as mayor and now you’re acting worse than a cousin fucker but you probably won’t redeem yourself this time

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  7. Jan 2
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  8. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    Tillerson - Trump is a "f*cking moron" Kelly - Trump is a "f*cking idiot" Mattis - Trump has the understanding of a "fifth or sixth grader" Cohn - Trump is "dumb as sh*t" Priebus - Trump is "an idiot" McMaster - Trump is "a dope" Mulvaney - Trump is "a terrible human being"

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    Jan 1

    Could fund that small-bore bill 23,000 times for the cost of the GOP tax law Collins voted for. Or e.g. spread it among 10 diseases and fund each 2,300 times.

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    Today was my last day at the State Department. I wish my former civilian and military colleagues well as they work under extremely difficult circumstances to protect the interests of our great country. It was a privilege to serve alongside them.

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  12. Retweeted
    30 Dec 2018

    “Ten foot Wall around their D.C. mansion”

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  13. Retweeted
    29 Dec 2018

    Sarah Huckabee Sanders flat lied to Americans when she said DHS stops 10 terrorists a day @ the border. The report said they have “contact” w/10 people a day on the watch list - mostly at airports. Not apprehension. Not @ the border. is dangerously lying to America.

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    Remember the Friday when the Administration tried to sneak the climate report past people? Well yesterday they did it again (Friday, holidays) with an announcement to allow for more mercury. Prove them wrong &make sure everyone knows about this. It’s bad.

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    29 Dec 2018

    One of those tweets that doesn't age well

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  16. Retweeted
    29 Dec 2018

    I just learned that in Arizona it is illegal to have more than two dildos in your house. So dildo control is okay, but gun control is controversial? You guys 😂

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    . We are still waiting to hear your response to this question....

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  18. 28 Dec 2018
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    27 Dec 2018

    Omg you guys, I stumbled upon a thread earlier where a Qanon person was convinced that Obama, Hillary, Comey, etc, have in fact been locked up and what we see of them now are BODY DOUBLES. Lmao these people are fucking insane beyond all help and I can’t stop laughing/sobbing.

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    We all saw Ghostbusters. You're in cahoots with the mayor. It's all fun and games until a stay puft comes marching down the road.

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