Out of Alli's Mouth

@AllisMouth

Ridiculous things that Alli says

Joined August 2014

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  1. Jun 4

    Friend: "What's ?" Me: "It's a store for wiccan things"

  2. May 15

    "I'm a hooooodrat"

  3. Mar 22

    How much do we do in revenue per year? A trillion?

  4. Feb 27

    He's not a midget he's just a small child

  5. Feb 18

    I'm like a secret southerner

  6. 10 Sep 2016

    "What do you want for dinner? I'm feeling cheese....maybe cheese."

  7. 1 Sep 2016

    We're at 10,000ft. "Is that above sea level?"

  8. 27 Aug 2016

    I misinterpreted what I said

  9. 4 Aug 2016

    OMG there are so many words on these pages!

  10. 2 May 2016

    Don't be so judgmentative!

  11. 17 Mar 2016

    DJ Khaled 4 President

  12. 18 Feb 2016

    You know where I like to be when I'm dancing!??? Perpendicular to the ground!

  13. 22 Nov 2015

    Sucer ma bite!

  14. 2 Nov 2015

    All babies should come with kettlebell attachments

  15. 31 Oct 2015

    She hasn't even said "Dad" yet; how is she gonna say "Domino's"?

  16. 29 Oct 2015

    Look! That guy has booooobs!

  17. 29 Oct 2015

    The Cookie Monster has all the cookies

  18. 6 Oct 2015

    7. Matchabar gave me an almond matcha latte and didn't mix it

  19. 6 Oct 2015

    4. It's warmer than manhattan 5. People dress cooler than me. 6. People dress weirdly.

  20. 6 Oct 2015

    Things to note about : 1. Wythe is super busy with trucks. 2. It looks cool 3. I'm not cool enough for it

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