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Coworker: I feel like you have an insane long-winded rant for every topic
Me: Including that one
Coworker: What?
Me: I mean the idea that everyone just thinks my long-winded rants are insane is....
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Yes I am very sure that this is totally happening for real
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Incels are transitioning to women for sex.
Seriously.
It's called Transmaxxing.
They have a manual.
Read it: app.box.com/s/n2xnv3ffg9e2
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I'm sorry, but where is the Democrat countermessaging on transphobia? Like, beyond "love is love" lawn signs? The right-wing has an onslaught of anti-trans bills working through states, have armed men showing up libraries and drag shows, and get on every media outlet daily.
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A major study finds that having COVID-19 makes you much likelier to suffer over twenty different heart conditions, including heart failure and strokes.
“It doesn’t matter if you are young or old, diabetic or not, obese or not, if you smoked, or didn’t.”
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I haven't loved Brandon Cronenberg's movies as much as his dad's, but Mia Goth breastfeeding a Skarsgard has me interested.
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Why is true crime stuff so often about murder? There's so much more cool crime out there.
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They’re just blatantly admitting they wanna kill trans people
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God I love the Event Horizon Gravity Drive. That is an evil machine. How did anyone arrive at the shipyard, see that half-finished, and think "oh yeah let me just finish that and switch it on"
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Replying to
"Hey Hank, what design did you go for with the gravity drive?"
"Well, corporate took it to a focus group and we ended up with 'Literal Portal to Hell'".
"Neat. Think that's foreboding in any way?"
"Nah, it'll probably be fine..."
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Wait… the TERFs and Conservatives lied about the trans woman in the locker room 🤯
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Sneako isn't an elf from Disenchantment????
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It was never about protecting kids.
Yesterday in Utah, Senator Escamilla called Republicans bluff by making them vote on banning teenage breast implants in an anti-trans healthcare ban.
All Republicans voted against it.
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I love that spoons are just tiny little bowls you use to eat from bigger bowls
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I sincerely believe if we all keep up the pressure we can make Knives Out 3 a muppet movie
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Are you looking for an animated sitcom with adventure, super science and pop culture gags that *wasn't* made by a pair of sex pests?
Go check out Venture Bros. It's everything Rick and Morty wants to be, but it's actually well written and funny.
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#M3GANMovie was way better than it had any reason to be. Actual B+ film.
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Venture Bros never gets enough credit for its absolute brilliance. In the second season that aired in lat 2006, the VB creators were aware that “Scooby-Doo adult parody” was pretty played out so they had the genius idea of making them all analogues for 1970s criminal figures
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I went to the Queens Italian restaurant where George Santos has somehow spent almost $50k in campaign funds since 2020, often in installments of exactly $199.99, one cent below what you have send the FEC receipts for. I tried to recreate his favorite meal.
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It’s very possible Andrew Tate could be sent to prison for up to 20 years, and the last thing he did as a free man was have twitter beef with a 19 year old.
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I wish I was half as scary as conservatives wanted me to be.
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ACAB includes Mrs. Officer, sadly
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How the populist left became the populist right was what this article should have been titled. Also, I can’t name a single issue they hold “sensible left” positions on, probably because they are conservative on every issue!
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As a computer programmer, Aaron Swartz changed the internet forever and fiercely fought against the privatization of knowledge. The federal government persecuted him for it until his death by suicide in 2013. 🧵 1/6
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it's actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing and so many people are still like, no thanks the suffering is what makes it special.
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Like it's nuts how we still have mass incarceration from this shit but now cops have to make sure traffic is okay for people to go into a packed store and buy it. Everyone smoked the shit, but I guess some jerk had money to make on prisons so they bought off the government.
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CT''s recreational weed rollout was a shit show and did real poorly on the equity front, but some part of me took real satisfaction in seeing cops have to direct traffic in to help people buy weed instead of arresting them for it yesterday.
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I've had this conversation with nearly all of my trans friends. Many are making backup plans to flee if things get worse. It feels like 1929 Berlin.
vice.com/en/article/dy7
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Trump Org CFO Weisselberg is being sentenced to 5 months jail for massive tax fraud, of which he'll serve ~100 days on Rikers.
Kalief Browder suffered in Rikers for 700 days in solitary confinement on the false accusation he stole a backpack, then died by suicide.
Two Americas.
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IT'S HAPPENED.
Oklahoma has introduced a bill that is effectively a de facto ban on ALL gender affirming care in the state. It bans all state and federal funding for any provider that performs gender affirming care is effectively a ban on all care.
legiscan.com/OK/text/SB250/
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Eliminating noncompetes is great, but let's also go after contingent labor as a concept.
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1. One in five US workers is bound by a noncompete clause, which restricts them from freely switching jobs, lowering wages and undermining fair competition.
Today @FTC proposed a rule to prohibit firms from imposing noncompete clauses on their workers.
ftc.gov/news-events/ne
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Andrew Tate going to prison. He been self-snitching for years now.
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The fact that Milford Court sentenced a protester to 32 days for blocking a bridge in 2020 is sickening.
His sentence begins today.
#FreeLosFidel
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None of this at all would have happened if Manafort wasn't helping Yanukovych and suggesting he unleash brutal tactics on civilians, you wouldn't have the current Russian invasion, and you likely wouldn't have Azov either.
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We don't talk enough about how Paul Manafort bears an insane amount of responsibility for the situation in Ukraine.
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The suffix "-ussy" is the 2022 American Dialect Society word of the year. Read the full press release.
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Why is Bolsonaro being given safe haven in Florida as his supporters carry out Brazil’s January 6th? Any comment, ?
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Best twitter moment.
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My two year old just said that Mccarthy doesn't understand what the definition of insanity is and that the Republicans of today are a purely destructive force that has shed the notion of honor and respecting the responsibilities of their positions #Speakerofthehouse
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