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Alex
@AllHorne
Joined September 2013
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@AllHorne
At the airport eavesdropping on a man telling a stranger the coronavirus is being blown out of proportion then immediately transitioning into a rant about how the moon landing was fake. Smileing sereenly.
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I'm watching an old archaeology show where they 'digitally reconstruct' the face of an ancient Amazon woman. Turn out it's Amy Klobuchar.
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I'm really trying my very best to not go full crank this election but it's just not possible that the BBC's political editor can accidentally be consistently this bad at her job
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Just discovered terry gilliam was tapped up to direct the first two h*rry p*tt*r films and got a vivid image of a sliding doors scenario in which im a hufflepuff bludger butterbeer quaffer stanning the independent group
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If you are one of the ten or twelve real people who follow me could I suggest you have a watch of this tonight?
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Watch this on Wednesday! It's our first BBC commission and it's good. twitter.com/Mobeen_Azhar/s…
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Watch this on Wednesday! It's our first BBC commission and it's good.
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Mobeen Azhar
@Mobeen_Azhar
My new film ‘The Satanic Verses : 30 Years On’ @BBCTwo this Wednesday 27/02 at 21:00. Made with the lovely people @vicestudios and featuring @sadia936 @y_alibhai @MattHopeNotHate @bbcasiannetwork and lots of people from the the city of #Bradford ! ❤️✊🏽🔥
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Extremely late to this but the timing and staging of this scene in the Bros doc is genuinely sublime.
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I don't care if facebook spies on me constantly and gets fascists elected as long as it keeps delivering this sweet content
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We stan a legend, don't we folks? We do, we stan a legend and many people are saying we stan more and more.
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Found this great meme on a sovereign citizen page. I think they think she's literally called 'The Queen'
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changed my twitter profile picture because i realised the one i was using was literally ten (10) [a decade] old
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Every time I see a Wish ad i feel like I've woken up from a traumatic head injury in the year 3064
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I refuse to figure out what skin irony means or how it's supposed to make me want a plastic watch. I bloody well refuse!
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