Jesus, this could be it for Chester.
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Alicia Tobin
@AliciaATobin
Comedian, writer, friend to lost pets and ppl carrying heavy things. Seaward.
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Pay artists on time. If I have to send you five follow-up emails that you read and answer as part of your paid work, then you are continuing to collect a wage while making sure I get less money for more labour every time I have to remind you I still haven’t been paid.
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This handsome fellow is Feta ❤ He is looking for a quiet retirement where he can be pampered in his senior years. His new home should be ok with a chatty cat, because Feta likes to tell A LOT of stories. Learn more at: bit.ly/3DYbRrg #bcspca #SalmonArmBC #adoptasenior
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All my promoted tweets are for therapists and ADHD coaches. You think I'll break and get help? I'm a pro at living like this, an MVP of team numb avoidance. Nice try, freaks.
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Salmon dying at Spanish Bank Creek, unable to get through the culvert under the street. There is likely an easy fix. Please help .
Please report on the news:
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julia fox speaks on aging
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Business opportunity!
Are you a sick perv about ice cream? Ok, you may be an Udder Guy!
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he just got his license
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I'm back to taking a lot of cabs with my dog & every other cab driver loves dogs & tells me all about their dogs, often past & present (today was 130 pound American Bulldog) and it's just the best to have these chats & see photos & meet people through their love of their pets.
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Disabled people are 25% of the population.
We are not a niche group.
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Unhoused folks in your neighbourhood are your neighbours, not criminals.
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The difference between sex and gender is I’ve never wanted to have gender with my sister
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This fabulous fella came to us recently and sure has made his mark on our hearts! Tucker is a very sweet and friendly boy, who wants nothing more than to be with his people. Learn more about him: adopt.spca.bc.ca/pets/417842/ #ComoxBC #BCSPCA
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This would be a good job for any of my improviser friends.
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Ya. Kinda funny that way.
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We joke, but it’s truly nuts that we live in a world where a man can just buy a place that has been used by activists to take down dictators, journalists to quickly gather information, people of all walks to keep up with breaking events, and just run it into the ground.
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This bundle of love is Kira! Are you looking for an energetic and enthusiastic adventure partner? Or a snuggle buddy to sit and watch your favourite show with? If you are, then Kira might be your girl! Visit: adopt.spca.bc.ca/pets/417379/ #BCSPCA #VancouverBC
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More and more convinced that he’s tanking this site on purpose.
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i grew up believing that vienetta, ferraro rocher, after eight mints, celine dion, and coffee after a big meal were the most fancy adult things and so help me god it turns out i was right.
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This chaos you're seeing on Twitter now is literally the same chaos many a worker goes through when a venture capitalist buys out a food place, retail spot, or grocery store, and then squeezes labor and quality to suck every penny before it goes belly up.
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almost everything you know about the talent and genius of the ultra-wealthy is a staged production for image purposes which is why what is happening here is so special because we are actually getting to watch an alleged global business genius trying to run a business in realtime
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“you can’t live in fear” uhh yes I can. been doing it since I was 11
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I signed a book !! my first one. thanks guys! if you’re still looking for a copy of Other People’s Secrets in Vancouver there’s a signed one right at the front.
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Just an FYI, if you feel like following me elsewhere. I'll be launching a little personal project soon on the subject of tasting/flavor/sensory stuff. I'll share here if the lights are still on as well as IG.
instagram.com/jasminelukuku
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The fact that the VPD is sharing this report despite the shoddy research and highly questionable findings in it shows that they're engaged in an active campaign of disinformation. They're lying to us.
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Today, the #VPD released preliminary findings of a year-long social impact audit commissioned by the VPD to examine money spent on the city’s social safety net and its impact on public safety. Learn more: @HelpSeekerOrg
Media Release: ow.ly/Wsq050Lz5Q3
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Love is Blind Season 3 was the best yet and the reunion was 😜 #LoveisBlindS3 #LoveIsBlind #LOVEISBLINDreunion
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Poppy was shivering & terrified when she was found in a planter box outside a #BCSPCA animal centre one morning. The poor girl is suffering from a number of issues including mange & parasites. Help Poppy today & have your gift matched! Learn more at: medical.spca.bc.ca
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. obtained a full copy of the VPD report on the “social safety net,” here’s our story on that. VPD is currently holding a technical briefing, which will be embargoed until 11:00
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When I say I live in LA and someone asks if it’s safe I know that person is racist.
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Everyone in the yoga community or acting community in Vancouver ten years ago were fish in a barrel.
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Truly amazed by those of you who somehow avoided the white person to cult pipeline.
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This gentle giant has the sweetest side that is showing more and more each day ❤ Bentley has been with us for 62 days & has been slowly learning that pats are wonderful & that toys are fun to chase! Learn more: bit.ly/3Tnnb5W #BCSPCA #VernonBC #vernon #adoptabledog
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my daughter's daycare is really big on crafts and every day she brings home a craft she's made, but she can't pronounce "craft" so she's always asking me if i want to "see her new crap" or "do a crap" together. 10/10 malapropism.
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The VPD has enough money to write scripts for the movie in their heads.
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. tomorrow will release a report it commissioned into spending on city's social safety net - a summary of which leaked this week.
I've read both now, and let me summarize them for you: Misleading fiction.
My latest
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My wife just said, “John Fetterman looks like if a union was a person.”
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I told my family I didn’t want to have kids, I would rather adopt. But I didn’t say WHAT I wanted to adopt. I want to adopt a parrot.
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Dr.Oz got his dick knocked down in the dirt!
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