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UK Managing Partner for looking for brands to change the world with. Mumma to ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ & lil ๐Ÿพ.
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Recent reporting may have given the impression there are 800 to 1,000 Met officers actively under investigation for sexual misconduct. That is not the case. The work being reported on is a review of 10 years of completed cases, not live investigations. news.met.police.uk/news/clarifica
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"Kind - but - Strong Empathetic - but - Decisive Optimistic - but - Focussed You can be your own kind of leader." Jacinda Ardern is a huge inspiration of mine - her handling of so many complex situations has been exemplary - what a woman.
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๐Ÿ˜ฎOne of Britain's most PROLIFIC rapists. ๐Ÿ˜ŸPleaded guilty to 80 sex offences in 20 years ๐ŸคฌCommitted dozens of depraved attacks on at least 13 women ๐Ÿ™ƒ.... Oh, he was also a serving officer of the law. WTAF is going on here. We'll ask again, WHO can we trust.
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And hereโ€™s the first tweet, if you want to retweet this thread. Thanks for reading this far! And happy new year...
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Hmmm. I just had a bizarre experience, involving a global news organisation and a trillion dollar corporation. (I got caught in the middle, so... owch.) Itโ€™s not the sort of experience the people involved usually talk about in publicโ€ฆ so I think Iโ€™ll talk about it in public. ๐Ÿงต
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Me: Ooh look a fellow female from Thurrock is making a name for herself. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ŠโœŠ girl power lessgo. ...Takes a closer look... Oh ffs.
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Watching the last episode of is the best way to see in the new year ๐Ÿ˜† itโ€™s Claudiaโ€™s finest hour I am OBSESSEDโ€ฆ turning off notifications in case any of you fuckers send me spoilers โœŒ๐ŸผโœŒ๐ŸผโœŒ๐ŸผโœŒ๐Ÿผ
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I *think* we've done our last pitch for the year. We are now on the wind down to Christmas and I cannot bloody wait, big shout out to the entire for their efforts over the past few weeks as pitch season came with a vengeance. Now we wait. ๐Ÿ˜„
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โ€œcondensation is a lifestyle issueโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‘
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The *cheek* of this email from my estate agent. We canโ€™t keep the heating on sufficiently warm because we canโ€™t afford to! And even with it on for 5+ hours the living room is still only getting to about 10ยฐCโ€ฆ
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โ€œWe also need to remind you about managing the condensation in the houseโ€ฆ Condensation is a lifestyle issue rather than a property issue, so does need to be managed by yourselves.
 
Your landlord has done what she can to help with having the insulation fitted around the windows, supplying the condenser dryer, fitting the aqua boarding etc so back it's over to you guys to manage this now.  
 
You need to make sure that you are wiping down all the windows and opening them daily and having the heating on sufficiently to keep the house warm.  Keeping lids on pans when cooking.
 
Don't dry clothes on radiators and where you are drying clothes on airers please make sure that the windows are open to allow the moisture to escape.
 
Other tenants have also found that by putting some normal household salt in a container on your window sill absorbs the moisture,  getting some house plants in each roomโ€ฆ you would be surprised att he difference that they make.โ€
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My latest column for goes a little hard, Iโ€™m afraid. But Iโ€™ve come to realise lately that despite all our talk of equality & progression & mental health & respectโ€ฆ things might be getting worse. Because not enough people actually care
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Four years ago in the 2018 World Cup, I heavily supported and shared facts every day they were in the comp. Now weโ€™re playing them in the knockouts ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ Iโ€™ve still got a lot of love for them ๐Ÿ˜ Wonder if Akon ever did set up Akonland there๐Ÿง
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Who on earth created the house alarm feature that it should BEEP incredibly loudly EVERY 5 minutes when you have either a power cut or disconnect from telephone line. That person is a verifiedโœŠ๐ŸผโœŠ๐Ÿผ
So you forget a password on Keynote doc and there's REALLY no way to recover. doh. Comments below for suggestions of what on earth I may have put the password as, please.
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