they could pretend to be college couples dating, have a few separate properties near mom and dad in the woods, but noooooooooooooooooo gotta go with the high school siblings dating option
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The Volturi, vampire royalty: "So, they basically behave like some rich landowning baron's incestuous family? weeeeeell, the Borgia and Habsburgs were Humans, so it works, we think"
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The Borgia didn't go through the 12th grade over and over again at different suburban high schools.
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We don't talk enough about how the Volturi's entire world view is informed by having been stuck underground since, like, 1550. If they didn't have an army the younger vampires would be dragging them *relentlessly*pic.twitter.com/oiJtOFbXce
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Seriously. With all the money and time in the world they hang out pretending to go to HIGH SCHOOL. Most people can’t wait to get OUT of high school. And they only do it one time!

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Like, I would just say I’m homeschooled and just do whatever. In this particular franchise I’d probably just live out in the woods in a nice little cabin. If I felt social I’d go to town, but otherwise I’d just live the quiet life. Maybe occasionally going on adventures.
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To be fair, the Volturi are supposed to be losing it a bit in all the years
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