Alex

@AlexSchoof

Currently at . Used to be on the security team of a bookstore that rents computers by the hour. Opinions are my own

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  1. Retweeted
    Dec 6

    This is patently false. Existing law 18 USC s922 bars violent criminals and domestic abusers from legal carry or purchase. You are attempting to deny rights based on false claims.

    Inviting violent criminals to carry concealed weapons doesn’t save lives Inviting domestic abusers to carry concealed weapons doesn’t save lives Inviting convicted stalkers to carry concealed weapons doesn’t save lives Yet the just voted to do exactly that
    812 replies 4,535 retweets 8,990 likes
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    Dec 7

    Bought 1,500 bitcoin in 2011 for $2.87 each. I will pick 5 random people who retweet this and give one to each of you. Merry Christmas. 🎅

    1,596 replies 46,018 retweets 13,097 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Nov 30

    OH: the new Apple update enforces two factor auth for all accounts. In future username *and* password will be required.

    23 replies 423 retweets 1,073 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Nov 29

    When I predicted Bitcoin at $500,000 by the end of 2020, it used a model that predicted $5,000 at the end of 2017. BTC has accelerated much faster than my model assumptions. I now predict Bircoin at $1 million by the end of 2020. I will still eat my dick if wrong.

    1,255 replies 7,329 retweets 12,804 likes
  5. Nov 29

    TONS of great announcements this morning. Had a great conversation with someone from the SageMaker team. Awesome reinvent so far. Going to be busy playing with new stuff for a while.

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  6. Nov 29

    Line for deeplens workshop is packed. How do you get on the list for one in 2018?

    1 reply 2 likes
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    Nov 25

    Getting ready to fly out for . are going to make some big announcements on how you can get complete control and visibility of your cloud, no matter how you built it. Excited!

    2 replies 6 retweets 12 likes
  8. Nov 21

    Lol

    As AWS readies our EKS (Elastic Kubernetes Service) it makes me wonder what now happens to poor
    1 reply 1 like
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    Nov 14

    When you’re fundraising, it’s AI When you’re hiring, it’s ML When you’re implementing, it’s linear regression When you’re debugging, it’s printf()

    71 replies 4,456 retweets 10,147 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Nov 17

    Startcom, WoSign sticks a fork in it.

    1 reply 13 retweets 7 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Nov 16

    TEAM is the of by 3 points! Amazing performance from both teams for putting on a great debate! Congratulations team !

    1 reply 4 retweets 4 likes
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    Nov 16

    It’s a full house here at for ! We are thrilled with the incredible turnout! Stay tuned for the live feed!

    7 retweets 1 like
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    Nov 3

    Critical Tor flaw leaks users’ real IP address—update now by

    9 replies 370 retweets 251 likes
  14. Oct 30

    brain vacation

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  15. Retweeted
    Oct 27

    1.14.0 in pypi! New stuff, some bug fixes, and housecleaning. Next major version is underway!

    11 retweets 1 like
  16. Retweeted
    Oct 18

    All Day DevOps () is right around the corner! Don't miss Fugue CEO with Trigg Borgerson on "Moving Fast and Unifying Teams with Policy-as-Code" on Oct 24.

    1 reply 15 retweets 7 likes
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    Oct 15

    The hard step in finding a catastrophic random number generator flaw is learning that something has its own RNG.

    “802.11 RNG is flawed by design…This is confirmed by predicting randomly generated group keys on several platforms”
    8 replies 101 retweets 259 likes
  18. Oct 11

    1.13.4 has been released! Has a fix for the broken `cryptography` dependency. in pypi now. More to come!

    1 reply 5 retweets 6 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Sep 9
    Replying to

    Screenshot of when you're assigned an Equifax security freeze PIN. It's just a timestamp of when you made the freeze: MMDDYYHHMM.

    27 replies 190 retweets 235 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Sep 6

    Pretty much this.

    183 replies 4,141 retweets 8,889 likes

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