You’re telling me there are immortal nerds walking around whose main goal in life is the endless pursuit of knowledge and they’re not scooping up all the research university positions? Bullshit! Imagine how much worse the job market would be if there were no faculty deaths
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“We liked your application, but it says here you were arrested for a ritual where you murdered 13 infants in the light of a full moon?” “Yes, well, it was a different time. A small price to pay for 673 publications in Synthese.” “... Welcome to the department, Dr. Zuth’Raal!”
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Tbh unspeakably profane rituals that rip your soul from your body definitely seem like the kind of scandal that academics would routinely excuse
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I only research positions, if they have a full teaching schedule they will walk. Also would liches even share knowledge? They’d be all like “I contacted the other planes and spirits. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and just get lichdom.”
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It is quite possible for professors to teach classes without sharing any knowledge. Believe me.
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The least realistic thing is that wizards with 16+ intelligence haven’t worked out character sheets and stat blocks for everyone they encounter
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“Well, we’ve produced a document known colloquially as the player’s handbook, it explains why no warrior has lower than a 1/20 chance of hitting and no warrior ever has greater than a 19/20 chance of hitting, in armed combat”
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definitely writing this into the campaign i'm never going to run
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Thay in the Forgotten Realms is this. Perhaps uncoincidentally, they are also blatantly written and portrayed as the Fantasy USSR
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My impromptu decision to run all Thayans as having Russian accents was a GOOD idea??!
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