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would consider paying $30 for someone to come do these dishes
more like spew Paltz am I right ladies
it happened ...
oh wait you all are home or probably also on a trailways bus maybe headed home (if so I feel u hxcore)
I'm werkin @ noon if anyone wants to come watch me hate my life
I'm allowed to be miserable on the bus but p soon I'm gonna have to suck it up pretend I don't wanna ralf and tell myself it was worth it
how socially acceptable is it to vom in a trailways bus?
almost barfed on the subway onto the guy wearing the tumblr hat
kids these days don't give a shit about ragtime
there is no social media site that I'm on that makes me look cool pls do not meet me on the internet
everyone needs to chill the f out about everything getcha boobs out of yr butt and drink some coffee idk man
everyone sux no one is cool
the only thing I've learned today so far is the Casual One Arm Backpack Sling™ is tougher than it looks
I should be editing pix but instead I am fb stalking myself and feeling sad about growing up n all that junk
hello my name is Alex I do not have a computer
the most productive thing I've done today was duct taping a hook to the fridge for my keys
I'm not a morning person and it's always morning somewhere.
Unless, of course, you're into it & it's an intentional consensual crack invasion. Sometimes it's good. Sometimes it's just a raging wedgie.
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