Had a dream where I was ostracised for swearing whilst playing tennis. I said sorry and promised I'd stop but they were just too offended. Then I was all like 'do you not know how annoying tennis is?' All scarily true to life 
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Didn’t this happen to you when you joined that tennis club in Moseley?
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No, but it definitely happened whilst playing football in one of those campsite youth clubs when I was a teenager. I rolled my ankle and swore because it really hurt, then the group leader guy lost it with me because he thought I was swearing at the other kids
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As Peter Kay has noted, it's normal in some places to shout 'AHH BASTARD!' when in pain. Didn't realise the risk I was taking mixing with kids from other, presumably less sweary regions. Basically imagine Sean Bean dying and getting shouted at by some jobsworth from Hertfordshire
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To be fair, that would’ve been me. This would’ve destroyed my delicate disposition
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Can I get "The Sams: A Dual Memoir" please?
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