Alex Spencer

I dunno, man, "feed two birds with one scone" is pretty great.

Apparently scones are really and for birds. But then, peta have never shied away from killing perfectly healthy animals, so

So it's really just a crueller way of doing the same thing?

It's weird how bad they are

"House two birds in one fern" And to think PETA wouldn't hire me. Granted it was probably because I refused to go vegan and said in my cover letter, "you could have a vegan or you could have someone willing to do whatever it takes to get results," but I digress.

Oh my god I have to know the details of "whatever it takes". Did you have plans? Evil plans?

It's Kris. So yes

I think I was just trying to use it as a way of making friends with celebrities.