Alex Guichet

@AlexGuichet

"The things that make you strange are the things that make you powerful" — Story addict, gamer, and tinkerer. App Store at Apple. (🏳️‍🌈 — He/Him)

Cupertino, CA
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Joined June 2007
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  1. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    hi, just to reiterate a point I’ve made before: private gun ownership is a fucking menace and your toys are not worth more than human lives

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    Apr 2

    sometimes life takes away the lemons

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  3. Mar 20

    TFW when a meeting changes buildings and you don’t notice till the meeting starts.

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  4. Mar 16

    “This site may be hacked.”

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  5. Retweeted
    Mar 14

    Here's an Amazon product photo that has destroyed all of us thoroughly for so many reasons. (Found by of course. It's his birthday but he gave us this gift. )

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    Mar 14

    This is — Five Years Later

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  7. Mar 6

    This is 100% something that sites with huge or growing audiences *need* to consider. Sites like and need an empowered editorial team that helps empower the good people—the role models—and that also hides and filter away the bad.

    I know I’m a nobody, so my voice will likely never be heard. But shouldn’t we hold influencers, who are often times role models for teenagers, to a higher standard of professionalism and kindness? Why is it okay for content creators to be terrible so publicly?
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    Mar 6

    behind every "jk lol" there is a little bit of seriousness

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    Mar 1

    SpaceX Monthly Recap | February 2018 | Fairing Recovery, New droneship, and FALCON HEAVY!!: via

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  10. Feb 28

    Weird observation right now: - I’m a millennial - Sitting in my Tesla Model 3 in a random parking lot - Listening to classical music - Reading a book How weird does this look?

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    Feb 26

    there are many programming languages and theyre all basically ok except that one! you know the one! the really bad one! that one is not ok! everyone knows! can you believe! it doesnt have the thing! the thing the others have! its the bad one! dont use the bad one!

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    Feb 24

    The Apple Park Visitor's Center is a demonstration of an accessible building when cost is no object. 1/?

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  13. Feb 23

    Phoenix Wright? Arbys is winning social media.

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    You did pass the bar, didn't you?
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    Feb 21

    "hOw CaN YoU tAlK aBoUt GuN CoNtRoL wHeN yOu'Ve NeVeR FiReD a GuN" how ya'll anti gay and you've never sucked cock

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    Feb 21

    The kids are alright. From ✒

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  16. Retweeted
    Feb 19

    (Apple HIG pre-release, 1985)

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  17. Retweeted
    Feb 17

    "web" is an acronym for "well, everything's broken"

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  18. Retweeted
    Feb 16

    Don’t fall for this cheap marketing trick. Wait a week, they’ll raise the price. THEN buy it. Because it’s a great app and worth it and they deserve your money.

    To celebrate, we just lowered the price of Twitterrific for Mac from $19.99 to $7.99.
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  19. Retweeted
    Feb 14

    Sorry for using dead children to advance my controversial political agenda of wanting fewer dead children

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  20. Retweeted
    Feb 14

    We could probably start by taxing the fuck out of guns and ammo.

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