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If every chick sat down when using a public toilet then we could all sit down. Hovering only leads to your piss on the seat. Stop it.

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  1. May 13

    Done with Twitter. Bye.

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  2. May 12

    Wtf Page?! I thought I was your favorite actress on television?!?!?! 🔪

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  3. May 12

    Hmm I only eat in public and it’s constant. With every step.

    We all have odd quirks what's some of yours? One of mine is I have never eaten food while walking down the street. I have never even an ice cream while out with the family. I have an odd thing about eating in public.
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  4. May 12

    This post and every comment that follows is making me laugh so hard. 🤣🤣🤣 ❤️❤️❤️

    Not gonna lie I underestimated Jeff Goldblum until the spinning heel kick.
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  5. Retweeted
    May 9

    “testing and contact tracing aren’t necessary” say the same people testing everyone every day and isolating those who’ve had contact with anyone who’s tested positive

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  6. May 12

    Who wrote this for ?

    .: "Working with is a dream. She makes me laugh every day."
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  7. May 12

    Who gives a shit?

    Replying to @LaraGreenbergTV @AlexBorstein @MaiselTV
    My *only* gripe with the show is...where the hell are the kids? Like, who's watching them?
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  8. May 12

    🎤 dropped

    1:25
    .: "If Barack Obama was the president of the United States, this would not have happened. We would have had competent professional people ... not the confederacy of dunces that we see running around the West Wing."
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  9. May 11

    I don’t know, maybe put the selfie stick down?

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    Wow Amazing Video. 👏🤩💖👌👍😱🤗😂🤣😍
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  10. May 11

    😂😂😂

    Only short people can save us
    11 replies 20 retweets 419 likes
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  11. May 10

    That’s where the batteries are.

    Replying to @AlexBorstein
    What do you suppose is the matter with her forehead that she does her hair like that?
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  12. May 10

    ❤️❤️❤️

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  13. May 10

    Happy Mother’s Day to the most fabulous bitch on this planet. And thank you. Thank you for my attitude problem. Thank you for my appetite for life. Thank you for loving me even when I felt unloveable. Nagyon szeretlek. ❤️❤️❤️

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  14. May 10

    My kid snuck a pic of me while I was watching TV so she could make this e-card and I look like a fucking corpse. A happy corpse. 😂😂😂❤️

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  15. May 10

    “Happy Mother Fucker Day!” - Lois’ words when that horizontal head came out of her vertical vagina. . . To all the queens of pain out there who persist nevertheless.

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  16. May 10

    “Let us pray for the eel.” Referring to the sea snake on her right. 🐍

    1:02
    Is Melania nervous in this video? She’s a mess.
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  17. May 9

    Ep. 5 of 15 minute Yoga Burst is available on IGTV now. Celebrate 🌚

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  18. May 9

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    how come every single time I find a dairy alternative that I actually like, some bad news comes out about it?
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  19. May 9

    🤣🤣🤣 this idiot is whiter and softer than the bread he can’t toast.

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  20. May 9

    Ha! Every other country only has one zero. Look how many zeros the US has!!! — Donald Trump, King of the Zeros

    Citizens who lost health coverage in past 7 weeks due to economic collapse Australia 0 Belgium 0 Canada 0 Denmark 0 Finland 0 France 0 Germany 0 Greece 0 Hungary 0 Ireland 0 Italy 0 Japan 0 New Zealand 0 Norway 0 Portugal 0 S Korea 0 Spain 0 Sweden 0 Turkey 0 UK 0 USA 15,300,000
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