2/ Q: Thousands? How is that possible? A: We are counting from Hippocrates, the father of medicine (GENDER AND SEXISM BIAS ALERT!). No medicine, no vaccines. Q: Oh. Wasn't he the one who said first do no harm? A: That's never been proven.
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3/ Q: Okay, what about testing of these actual vaccines? A: They have been tested for thousands of hours. Q: And you're sure they're safe? A: Absolutely. The trial revealed no serious side effects, except a few. Q: How many? A: It doesn't matter. Covid is way more dangerous.
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4/ Q: What if I'm young and at low risk? A: One day you will be old. Q: The vaccine will protect me then? A: Definitely. Maybe. Q: What about - A: JUST GET THE FUCKING SHOT, OKAY? WE TRIED TO BE NICE BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. Q: A: Sorry. Our mask slipped. Attention citizens!
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. My doctor tried to tell me this vaccine has been in development for past 30 years. Uh, no thanks docThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Do you think you are funny? Do you think this is all a joke?
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Hola, you can read it here: 1/ Attention citizens! Your Dept. Of Pandemia is pleased to provide… https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1387809684598448128.html … Talk to you soon.
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What a weird conversation you just had with yourself there.
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