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In reply to Andrew Lukenbach
I personally do not believe Trump likes watching women pee but it is still funny.
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#WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe "Cut the red wire", just to fuck with myself. -
All generalizations are false.
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In reply to Wild Bill Wellman
Abilities of endurance and the like, where I am the MMA is heavily respect on the same level as actors actually.
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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
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#CANvsUSA Does this mean people will stop stopping me in the street and screaming at the top of their lungs "YAAAAAAAAAAAAH"? -
Always remember that you are unique–just like everyone else.
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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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@georgiotesta@MDHolly@AkulaFilmsUSA ... of 10 million were not full-time, it did not mention part-time, nor did it mention temp jobs. -
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The Lighter Side of Science. #1 Science account on Vine, with more than 360,000,000 loops: http://www.vine.co/humor
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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