if you give a girl a beer, she'll be drunk for an hour if you teach a girl to brew beer, she'll nod along while secretly scrolling instagram on her phone
Brewing beer? Great, now if I'm transported to ancient Sumeria I'll be prepared...
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I have to remind myself that the odds of that happening to you are better than average
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It's closer than you think
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