The Legendary Dragon Alephwyr, named Alephwyr, BA

From Edgelord Wizards of Vector Time: “There is God and there is god and there is God, my friend. Let me tell you about God. Way back in the day, there was a particular proto-psionic mass that was predatory. It liked gold a lot, and fine wood, and burnt offerings and stuff.

It was basically, like, a giant psionic lion. And whenever it didn't like someone, it would immerse them in psychic fire, which is where the idea of hell comes from. You can think of it as a kind of psionic fire lion, or Psifileon for short.

Well, along came this schizophrenic named Jesus. He was a magician, who had formed a relationship with this entity, which was very easily confused, by claiming to be its son.

He knew he had to do something so it would stop bathing people in psychic fire, so he just started telling everyone that if they believed in him they would be saved.” “Wait, so it sends people into this fire eternally?”