I'm graduating with a 4.0 in Computer Science and haven't written any code, scripts, or commands in approximately 4 years. You'll never be as degenerate as me.
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CV: SPED by 5th gr. "Bad kid's" Alternative Middle School Expelled in High School with 0.7GPA Community College @ 14 during middle school Disciplined and left State College Back to CC, earned 6 degrees with 4.0 Expelled from Prestigious State College 4.0 at mediocre State College
Would you believe I've never been to prison and committed only modest, incidental amounts of crime? Shit like this is why I'm so anxious about being simulated wrong. Every ounce of credit given to me is egg in a dozen respectable people's faces. Well, that and the schizophrenia.
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Jesus Christ I was hoping to be dead by now so I wouldn't have to answer that.
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