You would think that some grifters would have at least some sense of self-preservation or strategic foresight, but I guess when you're at a restaurant and your card comes up empty you just gotta blindly crawl that drama gradient for venmo cash before the waiter gets back.
I am committed to doing whatever I was doing on the original timeline, to uphold time and prevent it from exploding. It's called amor fati and so far I have made zero dollars from it. You're welcome.