@gregeganSF 's Dust Theory is more simple, elegant, and explanatory of my various schizophrenic experiences than any of the theories I've attempted to construct, which probably wouldn't even pass basic scrutiny if anyone bothered to read them, so I'm just gonna co-opt it, fuck it
You're right. I should just assume that I'm right BECAUSE nobody will engage with me. After all, that would create a time paradox or some other unfalsifiable thing. And unfalsifiable is just a synonym for really really logical and good.