Me, to my boss: I want my laptop to be off the corporate domain and not managed by IT. Boss: why? Me: I just talked to our director of cybersecurity, and I would prefer my computer not be managed by someone insane.
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Replying to @WomanCorn
Sounds like there's a good story not being told here
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SentinelOne Antivirus decided that Docker 2.2 was malware and deleted it. When I talked to people about getting it whitelisted the response was <Could you not use freeware? It's not reputable and security is an afterthought or nonexistent.> Caveman logic.
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Replying to @WomanCorn
IT people don't know anything but the names of stuff tbh
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Replying to @Alephwyr @WomanCorn
I feel super fortunate that my infrastructure team doesn't have anyone quite like that (minus one sooorta like that), but our security lead? Jesus Christ, he just runs a vuln report, doesn't even read it, sends it at us flailing with FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT like
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It's like "dude did you read it? It's complaining we don't have an SSL cert On a domain that doesn't serve anything anywhere"
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I once worked for a company where it was basically a scam, nobody had a clue what they were doing, I was too naively autistic to keep myself from asking questions about the "technology" they were selling... it did not end well.
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I learned the Chinese are right, career success is mostly about educational credentials, social connections, enabling other people to preserve face, and having a "powerful face" yourself.
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