Me, to my boss: I want my laptop to be off the corporate domain and not managed by IT. Boss: why? Me: I just talked to our director of cybersecurity, and I would prefer my computer not be managed by someone insane.
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SentinelOne Antivirus decided that Docker 2.2 was malware and deleted it. When I talked to people about getting it whitelisted the response was <Could you not use freeware? It's not reputable and security is an afterthought or nonexistent.> Caveman logic.
IT people don't know anything but the names of stuff tbh
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IT exists mostly to ensure nobody does anything too interesting with the computers
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Offices are excuses for apes to form dominance hierarchies. Apes have a tendency to become attached to these excuses. If it becomes common knowledge that the formal purpose of the office can be performed by an algorithm, it is equivalent to reality falling apart.
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I feel super fortunate that my infrastructure team doesn't have anyone quite like that (minus one sooorta like that), but our security lead? Jesus Christ, he just runs a vuln report, doesn't even read it, sends it at us flailing with FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT like
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It's like "dude did you read it? It's complaining we don't have an SSL cert On a domain that doesn't serve anything anywhere"
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