Other highlights include having my legs pierced with a spring-loaded pick to "promote symmetrical bleeding to prevent amputation", only he fucked it up so I ended up with 5 more wounds, and eating lots of food when I got home, thinking about calling 911 again and deciding against
Dreamed I got so angry while I was at church that I threw a chair through a wall, then gritted my teeth until some of them exploded. Then I got taken to a hospital where they failed to lock the wheels on my cart so it bounced around until I fell out and was assaulted by a coyote.
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Unrelatedly, I dreamed I bought a gun at a gas station for $99 from a woman who I saved from being robbed seconds earlier. I kept it loaded under my mattress in my dad's old house in Colorado but he was moving the next day so I couldn't take a bath or shower.
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