I ate some strawberry ice cream a few weeks ago and I've somehow continued to taste it on my breath ever since. On the one hand this is quite pleasant as far as persistent tastes go. On the other hand this is obviously a sign that my microbiome has been hijacked and I'm dying.
I've been throwing up every day for mystery reasons for the past 5 years and somehow I'm still alive. I believe in you! Just say no!
