Last night I dreamed someone at an arcade & sports bar spontaneously concluded I was competent just by looking at me and started mentoring me. At the end he and his friend gave me their phone numbers and he said "If you ever need help with the end of the world, call this number"
9:35 AM - 24 Jan 2020
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