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Dragon of Chaos. Restore the dragonsphere: (Transhumanist dragonkin simulationist archipelago/patchwork) http://patreon.com/alephwyr , https://alephwyr.substack.com/ 

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    1. The Legendary Dragon Alephwyr, named Alephwyr, BA‏ @Alephwyr 20 Jan 2020

      Not actually part of the game. Another argument between Peter and Scarlet in which Scarlet conjures a basket of life-giving mushrooms by uttering the Konami code, as an attempted proof of her magical theories.pic.twitter.com/QAOHHVZXtO

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    2. The Legendary Dragon Alephwyr, named Alephwyr, BA‏ @Alephwyr 20 Jan 2020

      Peter invited to a formal dinner by Nicholas J Garbageman. Unfortunately, it turns out that the main course is human baby, as, due to an artistic "remix" of the concepts of Jubilee and the biblical firstborn sacrifice, Garbageman has accepted babies in return for debt forgivenesspic.twitter.com/kCcmgawEUL

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    3. The Legendary Dragon Alephwyr, named Alephwyr, BA‏ @Alephwyr 20 Jan 2020

      Garbageman flees, and then a drunken dragon accidentally crashes into the building he fled into, destroying it.

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    4. The Legendary Dragon Alephwyr, named Alephwyr, BA‏ @Alephwyr 20 Jan 2020

      First alternate "bad" ending: If Scarlet wins. Amid business discussion, an activist confronts Scarlet about the dangers of her products. He is chastised for unwokeness and implicitly threatened by, effectively, the company wokeness coordinator. Meanwhile, things cost too much.pic.twitter.com/8tjSGEKwEf

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    5. The Legendary Dragon Alephwyr, named Alephwyr, BA‏ @Alephwyr 20 Jan 2020

      Ranmaa's bad ending: Sociopaths Ranmaa and Feng are known in the future as people's heroes. A social credit system compels a man to narc on his environmental activist girlfriend, who is then choked to death in jail with a towel. He enjoys a cigar and promotion but is dead inside.pic.twitter.com/pGHNZFfbN6

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    6. The Legendary Dragon Alephwyr, named Alephwyr, BA‏ @Alephwyr 20 Jan 2020

      Emett's bad ending: Emett succeeds in his anti-natalist effort to kill all humans, but remains despondent and lies under a building until former drunk Topaz comes to get him. They visit the graves of Emett's former tokens. Emett realizes that mass murder didn't undo any sufferingpic.twitter.com/GbTd8OONU9

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    7. The Legendary Dragon Alephwyr, named Alephwyr, BA‏ @Alephwyr 20 Jan 2020

      Emett thus goes insane, flails around, tries to kill himself, fails, and winds up falling to the ground near Topaz again. Topaz tries to empathize with him but is not tremendously successful. After a long pause, Emett laughs.

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    8. The Legendary Dragon Alephwyr, named Alephwyr, BA‏ @Alephwyr 20 Jan 2020

      During a very long psychotic dream, the ninja librarian Freddy Marus encounters Baphomet in a library. Baphomet tells him the library contains all knowledge, but the books hold only tautologies. He tells him not to read a certain book, but he does:pic.twitter.com/RFeQ7IwZHk

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    9. The Legendary Dragon Alephwyr, named Alephwyr, BA‏ @Alephwyr 20 Jan 2020

      It is akin to a google docs document being edited by millions of racist 4chan users or gamers. He dissolves into ink while screaming.

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    10. The Legendary Dragon Alephwyr, named Alephwyr, BA‏ @Alephwyr 20 Jan 2020

      In the Feng sidestory DLC for the second game, Ranmaa asks an angry Buddhist monk to take him to the man who carved "an entire bag of dicks" in Mandarin in response to a Buddhist riddle contest. Thinking he intends to punish the man, the monk takes him to Feng, the guilty party.pic.twitter.com/uS6Kv9qW5O

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      The Legendary Dragon Alephwyr, named Alephwyr, BA‏ @Alephwyr 20 Jan 2020

      Feng is playing Mahjong for money with the Chinese equivalent of a redneck who he deals drugs to, egging him on to make a bad decision. He gives him drugs anyway to keep him hooked. The Buddhist monk arrives and begins lecturing Feng, who was formerly a monk but was expelled.

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        1. The Legendary Dragon Alephwyr, named Alephwyr, BA‏ @Alephwyr 20 Jan 2020

          As the monk is lecturing Feng, Ranmaa bites him in half, killing him. That's it, that's all the ideas I've been able to compress into MSpaint so far.

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